Spoof: Rachel Ray [Part 3]

* The free trials of the acai berry and colon cleanser worked for me and for many other people, but results may vary by person. Due to the tremendous response I've received, photos and names have been changed to protect my privacy. Rachel Ray is in no way associated with the marketing or promotion of this site or the products advertised here. Also, keep in mind that I got free trials of the Acai Berry and Colon Cleanse supplements for free, but there is a shipping fee and some advertisers have terms regarding continued billing after trial expires if you do not cancel. Some advertisers require trial to be canceled within fourteen days of the trial period while some other advertisers give you thirty days to cancel the free trial. Please see terms per advertiser regarding the specific amount of days required to cancel your free trial before continued billing begins. The Acai and Colon products I recommend usually retail for around eighty dollars. If you enjoy the products, simply do nothing. You will be billed at a discounted price, usually around seventy dollars at the end of the free trial period. I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS CONSUMER TRANSACTION INVOLVES A NEGATIVE OPTION AND THAT I MAY BE LIABLE FOR PAYMENT OF FUTURE GOODS AND SERVICES, UNDER THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, IF I FAIL TO NOTIFY THE SUPPLIER NOT TO SUPPLY THE GOODS OR SERVICES DESCRIBED.

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Acai Pure
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When you purchase the AcaiPure Risk Free Trial Offer you automatically accept the following terms and conditions. You are ordering the AcaiPure 14-day risk-free trial offer for only $4.95 shipping and handling. Your 14-day trial begins when you receive the product. If you are not satisfied with your AcaiPure trial offer, return the unused portion anytime before the end of the 14-day trial period and you will have no further obligation. If you are happy with your AcaiPure, do nothing and your credit card will be charged an additional $39.95 approximately 21 days after your receive your trial shipment. That's 20% off the regular price for a 1-month supply of AcaiPure, normally $49.95 per bottle. In addition, approximately 30 days after you place your trial order for AcaiPure and about every 30 days thereafter, we will automatically send you a fresh 1-month supply of AcaiPure. The credit card you provide today will be billed the Member's Only price of $39.95 plus $4.95 s/h for a total of $44.90 when each new product ships. That's 20% off the regular price for a 1-month supply of AcaiPure, normally $49.95 per bottle. You may cancel your membership to AcaiPure at any time by simply calling customer care at 888-692-8352 or by emailing us at support@centralcoastnutra.net. Remember, most customers see most noticeable results by using AcaiPure consistently for 3 months. If you are not fully satisfied with future shipments of AcaiPure, you may return any unopened containers of AcaiPure within 30 days of receipt for a full refund less the $4.95 s/h charge and a 15% restocking fee. Limit one per household.

COLOPURE^TM
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When you purchase the AcaiPure Risk Free Trial Offer you automatically accept the following terms and conditions. You are ordering the AcaiPure 14-day risk-free trial offer for only $4.95 shipping and handling. Your 14-day trial begins when you receive the product. If you are not satisfied with your AcaiPure trial offer, return the unused portion anytime before the end of the 14-day trial period and you will have no further obligation. If you are happy with your AcaiPure, do nothing and your credit card will be charged an additional $39.95 approximately 21 days after your receive your trial shipment. That's 20% off the regular price for a 1-month supply of AcaiPure, normally $49.95 per bottle. In addition, approximately 30 days after you place your trial order for AcaiPure and about every 30 days thereafter, we will automatically send you a fresh 1-month supply of AcaiPure. The credit card you provide today will be billed the Member's Only price of $39.95 plus $4.95 s/h for a total of $44.90 when each new product ships. That's 20% off the regular price for a 1-month supply of AcaiPure, normally $49.95 per bottle. You may cancel your membership to AcaiPure at any time by simply calling customer care at 888-692-8352 or by emailing us at support@centralcoastnutra.net. Remember, most customers see most noticeable results by using AcaiPure consistently for 3 months. If you are not fully satisfied with future shipments of AcaiPure, you may return any unopened containers of AcaiPure within 30 days of receipt for a full refund less the $4.95 s/h charge and a 15% restocking fee. Limit one per household.